Friday, April 8, 2011

Dear Males of the World,

A couple of years ago, when my brother was still working at the Hard Rock Cafe here in Memphis, my parents and I were downtown and he introduced us to several of his co-workers.  I was drinking a beer (of course) and one of his co-workers asked me, "I'm sorry, but how old are you?  Should you be drinking that?"

She thought I was sixteen.  At the time, I was twenty-seven, and I got a round of applause for looking so youthful.  Another co-worker - male - said, "I'm buying you a drink for that."  He took me to the bar, got me a drink, and later told my brother that if he didn't already have a girlfriend, he would *totally* date me.

To which I said, "Oh, John.  He wouldn't have any idea what he was getting into."

Extrapolating from that story a larger message, and one which I am directing toward an annoyingly vague group of males who have done things to annoy me which I am going to be annoyingly vague about, my thoughts are thus:

MAN THE FUCK UP.  SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU.

Also, the gentleman referenced above should not have assumed that I would have said yes if he'd asked me. 

The end.

8 comments:

  1. I was just about to jokingly say something about me poking you on facebook! And you pked me back :O

    You know I can't even remember the point of what i was trying to say!

    Pussy Xx

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  2. ^^^ Thank you!!

    And NRM, darling, you are the only male in my world who could get away with a poking comment on an entry like this. ;D **MUAH** (Also, I'm not sure how long ago you poked me...but I just noticed it yesterday!!)

    (As a side note, I wish I wasn't so damn paranoid because MY GOD the stories I want to tell about Breakaway Running...)

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  3. MAN THE FUCK UP. SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU.

    I heart you, Becky!! hahaha

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  4. ^^^ HA! I just like telling it like it is. :D (And I know you're with me on that particular sentiment!!!)

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  5. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Bloody fucking brilliant!!

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  6. This post is a mystery! o>0

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  7. I agree with Kathryn. Seriously don't know what the fuck is wrong with the male of the species. You hit the nail on the head, Becky. They need to man the f up!!

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