Monday, April 18, 2011

Wrong Number

Part 2 of our continuing series in which I publish messages sent to my phone in error...


It couldn't be more different from our last text.  The earnestness!  The genuine interest!  I actually felt somewhat bad that the intended recipient never got this, and I swear, I meant to write this person back.  But then I forgot and after I forgot, I stopped caring.  Because I'm a cold shell of a human being like that.

13 comments:

  1. awwwww ...

    You mean PG #shakesherhead ;I

    Well probably he found it out by calling her or so - as it really sounds like genuine interest :) so I guess we don't have to worry about the two of them

    Sasha

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  2. Aw that is sweet, much much nicer than the previous one!! And the grammar is a little bit better too!!

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  3. ^^^ I know, right?! When was the last time you saw such beautiful comma usage in a text!?? I totally should have written this person back. :( But if I did now, it would be weird...

    And Sasha, I would like to think that you're right and Patrick TOTALLY called Betty and they had a laugh over him sending that text to the wrong person. I also hope that things went very well with Mr. McDonald. They all seem like nice people. :D

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  4. Am I the only one to associate "Mr McDonald" with Ronald McDonald? And I kind of wondering what Betty was doing with him...

    (Also, if Patrick has to start the text with "this is Patrick" I'm thinking that him and Betty don't know each other that well. If they did, I'm sure she'd have his number on her phone?! He does seem nice though :-) )

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  5. I also thought ronald!!!! I just didn't want to say ( I'll also say I'm visiting Ronald myself for breakfast right now!!) I personally think that Patrick knew that Betty had to go for a special meeting with her boss mr McDonald because Patrick had spent the whole week telling Betty that the affair with her boss was unprofessional and she had to break it off.... Lol

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  6. Oh my God, I am cracking up right now. This is brilliant. We totally have an ongoing saga here...because, see, I assumed that Patrick was *totally* into Betty and somehow got her phone number. He texted her so she could see what a caring and genuine guy he was, but if Sam's right, and she was actually having an affair with her boss, then this makes his text all the more intriguing! This was Patrick's chance to jump in and claim Betty for his own. Did Patrick try to send his text again? Did he see Betty later in the week and ask her why she hadn't responded?? Were these two soulmates and I, in an act of rampant disregard for human emotion, derail them because I never responded to let Patrick know about his error???

    FACT: I may have just ruined two lives right here.

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  7. oh wow, what intriguing ideas you guys have :)

    Sasha

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  8. I think we all just have overactive imaginations. ;D

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  9. Haha, brilliant! So much from so few lines :-)

    If they are in fact soulmates I'm sure destiny will make sure their paths cross again. One lazy PG won't stand in their way ;-)

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  10. Dude, I am so enjoying these texts!

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  11. I'm kind of sad now that I haven't gotten one in about a week! :( I have a couple of wrong number calls that I might post about though. AH, the adventures of my crazy phone... :D

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  12. I feel my life i8s missing something in not getting such texts or calls!

    Pussy x

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