A bird pooped on my face.
ON MY FACE.
It was all on my forehead, running down to my nose, ICK...so I turned around and walked back to my apartment to clean myself up.
I'll admit, it was pretty funny.
But it would have been MORE funny if it had happened to someone else. (Because ewww, it was gross, and because I'm cruel and laugh at other people when things like that happen to them.)
When I headed back to Walgreens, I took the car.
In other news...
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
Not sure if I shall laugh - yes I'm THAT bad, it's the most funniest place (and yuky-est) to be pooped on ....... or shower you in compassion.
ReplyDeleteTruth be told: I have a huge grin on my face. xD
And what a solution, to take a car. *ggg*
Sasha
Hahaha, I was laughing pretty hard myself, so I can't blame you for laughing! In fact, as I was walking back to my apartment, I'm pretty sure any passing drivers who were paying attention would have thought I looked weird not because I had bird poop me (I wiped most of it off with my hand anyway), but because I was walking alone down the street laughing to myself. :D
ReplyDeleteI know exactly what you mean - that's why I try to avoid to read funny books in public ... I just sometimes can't stop grinning or lauging (and when I laugh to myself it sounds like snoopy o.0 ...), even when the book is back in the bag already. xD
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Was it warm? lol
ReplyDeleteIve heard its good luck. Or it might just be one of those things ppl say when shit things happen like it raining on your wedding day, but lets roll with it ;)
Hahaha, YES, it was warm and very EW!!! But I'm all for seeing this as a good luck omen. In fact, why didn't I see it as that before?! Clearly I was targeted as special there!! :D
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