Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Among Other Things, Facebook Now Thinks I'm Black

Below is a list of actual recommended "Likes," provided to me by the fine folks at Facebook (Incorporated-dot-com-hashtag-Heil-Zuckerberg-comma-Marcus):

"being black"

Slim Jim Beef Jerky

the Seven Dwarfs (individually)
 
Demetri Martin (okay, truth be told, I love this man)

Buffy Summers (I love her, too)

an animated horse named Buttercup (?)

Six Flags

Mufasa

Silly Bandz

Jack Link's Beef Jerky (stop with the beef jerky)

Jennifer Lawrence

Fred
 
CBS This Morning
 
Air Wick

Encino Man

Fleetwood Mac

ABC 20/20

Blazing Saddles

Piglet

Chappelle's Show

Triscuits

Ziploc

Destiny's Child

Gone with the Wind

Mike's Hard Lemonade

To which I say...does The Bookface know me OR WHAT?!

("Or what."  There is so much fucking "or what" in that Ziploc recommendation.) 

7 comments:

  1. I thought you were a male black athlete?! Er, who likes jerky too I guess

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    1. WHO AM I?! ASIDE FROM A PERSON WHO LOVES BEEF JERKY?!?!!! (It's the internet. Quite literally, I could be ANYONE.) (And maybe I am!) (Or not.)

      :)

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  2. They could be largely based on what people in your location tend to like

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    1. I hadn't thought of that! I like that theory, especially since these choices have so very, very little to do with either my actual Facebook activity or my current Facebook Likes...

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    2. If the anon is right the people around me must be sluts (female and male)

      O.O

      Annie Sasha

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    3. Annie, what in the world kind of "Like" suggestions are you getting?! :D

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