Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Thanks a lot, Rhodes.

It's what every thirtysomething longs to see in her inbox: an email from her alma mater asking if she has children in high school.

No, Rhodes, I do not.  I did not birth a child before, during, or immediately after college (nor since, come to think of it), but thank you for making me do the math in my head and realize this was a possibility.

Rhodes College:  Going out of its way to remind alumni they are older than fuck.


  1. hahahahaha, sorry but that was funny as can be.

    Hope they also invited you to a less intimidating event.... ;)

    1. They're always inviting me to something! I suppose I should be thankful for all of those event invites that don't offend me. :D