It's what every thirtysomething longs to see in her inbox: an email from her alma mater asking if she has children in high school.
No, Rhodes, I do not. I did not birth a child before, during, or immediately after college (nor since, come to think of it), but thank you for making me do the math in my head and realize this was a possibility.
Rhodes College: Going out of its way to remind alumni they are older than fuck.
hahahahaha, sorry but that was funny as can be.
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They're always inviting me to something! I suppose I should be thankful for all of those event invites that don't offend me. :D
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