Instead, I saw The Company Men, and for real WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.
All I wanted tonight was a little pick-me-up. I wanted some punk-ass sixteen-year-old Selena-Gomez-perving helmet-headed twerp to use the magic of 3D glasses to look me in the eye and say, "Bitch, never fucking say never."
Instead, Ben Affleck looked me in the eye and said, "Becky, your life is terrible and I would like to reinforce why in the most painfully realistic way possible."
So, my Unsolicited Movie Review for The Company Men is as follows:
Don't go see this movie if you're unemployed.
Bieber. Matinee. Tomorrow. It's ON.
Like I said on fb I wat he'd bieber on Ellen and he actually earnt a little bit of respect! I think I could take him a bit more seriously because his haircut it much more normal!!! Pity the movie was terrible, please blog about never say never!
ReplyDeleteNever heard of it, but I definitely won't see it then. Although, I think there's a rule that you should never listen to anything Ben Affleck says. Because, well, obviously he's wrong. Your life is NOT terrible, it just hasn't started to be brilliant in the career department just yet. You'll get there!
ReplyDeleteI wanted some punk-ass sixteen-year-old Selena-Gomez-perving helmet-headed twerp to use the magic of 3D glasses to look me in the eye and say, "Bitch, never fucking say never."
ReplyDeleteClassic!! Haha! I hope you get your wish today. Completely agree with Lina...what does Ben Affleck know?! xx
OMG with that headlining with that name I almost saw my dinner for the 2nd time tonight ...
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Sasha, I recommend you skip the next entry!
ReplyDeleteAffleck is a terrible person for doing that to me. Bieber?! Did the opposite. BIEBER WINS.
Wow, I am so far behind with your blog! Sorry about The Company Men making you feel like crap. I can totally relate, although I love Ben & thought his last movie, The Town was excellent. But the subject matter in this one is not something I want to sit & watch either. At this point I feel totally unemployed with how bad the self employment has gotten for me lately. I think I may have to go apply at Walmart as a damn greeter soon, seriously. VERY scary thought.
ReplyDeleteI have not seen The Town, but you are, like, the fourth person to bring it up to me when I said I didn't like this movie! I should probably rent it so that Affleck can redeem himself in my eyes. :D
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry you're feeling unemployed. These are not fun times, to be sure... :( Fingers crossed that things get better for all of us!!