Wrong Number

Part 2 of our continuing series in which I publish messages sent to my phone in error...

It couldn't be more different from our last text.  The earnestness!  The genuine interest!  I actually felt somewhat bad that the intended recipient never got this, and I swear, I meant to write this person back.  But then I forgot and after I forgot, I stopped caring.  Because I'm a cold shell of a human being like that.

Texts from Last Night

Well, it was technically two nights ago but I didn't post this yesterday on account of the tree.

So much win here...from misspelling "dumb" (twice) to the exciting use of punctuation to the second to last sentence, which has no English meaning that I'm aware of.

I average about four wrong numbers and two wrong texts a week.  Though the example above does not beat the woman who texted me repeatedly over the course of nine months about being pregnant with twins (she even texted me pictures of her babies when they were born and I had to be all like WOMAN, YOU *STILL* BE TEXTING THE WRONG PERSON, BITCH) but this is by far the best text of the week.

I figure there's someone in the city of Memphis who leads a very colorful life who has a phone number that's one digit off from mine.  If any other good texts and/or voicemail messages come my way in the near future, I'm totally posting them...