Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Harry. Step into my office.

Prince Harry, it seems, is having a bit of trouble finding a girl.

It's not that he doesn't get female attention, of course.  No, it's that it's difficult for him to find someone willing to take on everything that goes along with dating Prince Harry.

This is, after all, the big leagues.  This guy's not looking for a trophy.  This is someone who needs a woman who's not afraid of hard work, who can hold her head high in the face of relentless scrutiny, and who doesn't have a career of her own that she'll have to give up in order to fulfill her stately royal roles.

In wildly coincidental and in no-way-related news, my divorce from Jake went through yesterday.

Take from that what you will.
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  1. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 8:45 AM

    I saw the news about P. Harry, too, yesterday - poor little prince. Sadly I'm in no way photogenic - not by day and not by night, so I guess I can put that idea of becoming his princess in the bags xD

    Good luck for you PG, if you wanna take chances. I'm here to support you.

    Sasha

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    1. Becky HeinekeMarch 15, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      Haha! Thank you, Sasha! It's a tall task, I know, but all I'm saying is that if the opportunity HAPPENED to present itself, it could work out advantageously for me and Harry both. :D

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  2. Becky HeinekeMarch 15, 2012 at 9:04 PM

    Whoa, check that out! Blogger now lets you reply to specific comments. I don't know how I feel about this!! (I'm usually weirded out by change.)

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    1. AnonymousMarch 16, 2012 at 5:58 PM

      I think it's neat. It's easier to follow when you have a "running" convo ... :) erm, not in anyway related to the sports activity *ggg* running aka active xD

      Sasha

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    2. Becky HeinekeMarch 17, 2012 at 12:41 PM

      Ha! I gotcha. :) Well, as time goes by, we shall see if it helps organizes the conversations around here! :)

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  3. Sam March 19, 2012 at 1:55 AM

    So, ill just give Harry a quick call and let him know you're available, if you could just send Jake a quick text letting him know ill be in LA 14-16th June, Las Vegas 16-20th, NY 20-25th, Orlando 25th-29th. Surely he can fit me in his schedule somewhere...

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  4. Becky HeinekeMarch 19, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    Absolutely, consider it done. In fact, if Jake *doesn't* meet you, I'll jump all over his case and make sure he visits you once you're back home. (It's a good thing you and I have such high profile connections. :D)

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  5. Becky HeinekeMarch 19, 2012 at 1:09 PM

    Oh look, and after all that, I forgot to reply under your post, Sam, and just did it old school style. Old habits die hard!!

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